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Wonda
GoldenSandsOutpost WeaponsmithShop Wonda
Details
Type NPC
Location New Golden Sands Outpost

Wonda is a shopkeeper at the Weaponsmith's Shop on Port Merrick.

She replaced her sister, Wanda, who was transformed into a skeleton by her own experiments.

Lore[]

Wonda is in many ways the opposite to her sister; She maintains a patient composure and wishes to make pirates better fighters, while her sister was conceited and despised pirates. Wonda's passion is the art of fighting, and considers skill to be essential when wielding any weapon, while her sister was purely focused on the quality of a weapon.

During Shrouded Islands, Wonda was kidnapped by Captain Flameheart along with the other residents of Golden Sands Outpost, as Flameheart intended to have Wonda replace Wanda as his Warsmith. After being rescued from captivity during the the Forts of the Forgotten Adventure, she took refuge at an unknown location set up by Larinna[1].

She and the other residents of Golden Sands Outposts returned to their home to rebuild with the assistance of Merrick. With the successful rebuilding of New Golden Sands Outpost, she has returned to her former shopkeeper duties.

Dialogue[]

Current Dialogue[]

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Hey. Weapons for sale... don't mind the mess... what am I even doing here?

 
What happened to Wanda?

My ugly sister Wanda has swanned off somewhere, leaving me to watch her shop!
I wouldn't mind, but it's not safe out here with the skeletons on the warpath.
Plus, she's left it in a right state. Have you seen?
I'll show her... want a cheeky discount?

Who are you?

My name's Wonda. With an 'o'. Our parents were... simple folk.
People tell us we're twins, but I got the looks. Wanda got the stick up her...
Aft.
I learned the family trade too. I can smith a mean pistol. But my passion lies in the art of fighting.
See, it isn't the weapon that makes the warrior. It's the skill. I could kill you with half a dead fish! But... not today.

Will you fight for the Shores of Plenty?

Oh, I'll be fighting, alright. Soon as I've shifted Wanda's stock.
Oddly, she has a lot of cannonballs lying around. Might shoot a few of them at our skelly attackers.
This is a beautiful place. None of us want to see it become a graveyard.

Wonda

Initiating conversaton

• Got your weapons, et cetera...
• Grab a weapon and get back to the fight!
• Just pick the pointiest one.

Ending conversation

• Ahh, have fun out there, pirate.
• Come again, I'm here... all week...
• Go smash some skellies for me!

Previous Dialogue[]

Before Lost Sands

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Come in then, let's find you a weapon so you don't end up with the Ferryman.

 
So, you decided to stay?

I felt I had to do something to honour the person my sister was before she became...
Captain Warsmith. Hm, she always did have a dramatic streak.
The rumours of her defeat are mixed - many say she was still kicking when she sank below the waves.
So, I'll stay here and make sure pirates like you are equipped for the day she returns.

What's that about the Ferryman?

You must know? When a pirate dies in the Sea of Thieves, they go to the Ferry of the Damned.
Then they get to return to life, good as new...
But that Ferryman is no angel. I've heard of people being kept there for months, years, even decades, not even knowing how much time has passed.
So just to be safe, buy a weapon already.

What's your best weapon?

The best weapon, pirate, is the one in your hand.
I can craft fine blades and fancy pistols, but what matters most is your skill.
Wanda never quite got that, she always wanted bigger and better.
Oh, it also helps to blast the skeletons from the shore with your cannons too.
Heh. Why take chances?

During Forts of the Forgotten

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Boy, am I glad to see you! I was about to wish my soul goodbye.

 

Flameheart clearly thought I'd drop everything to replace my sister as his new Warsmith. Fat chance.
Well, he lost his rag completely then - he kidnapped everyone from Golden Sands to 'persuade' me to join him. I don't respond well to blackmail, so here we all are in this hovel. If the Jailor's gone, we'd better break out while we can.
The guards were muttering something about Flameheart capturing an Ancient? Must be talking rubbish.

During Cursed Sails

Dialogue icon

Hey. Weapons for sale... don't mind the mess... what am I even doing here?

 
What happened to Wanda?

My ugly sister Wanda has swanned off somewhere, leaving me to watch her shop!
I wouldn't mind, but it's not safe out here with the skeletons on the warpath.
Plus, she's left it in a right state. Have you seen?
I'll show her... want a cheeky discount?

Who are you?

My name's Wonda. With an 'o'. Our parents were... simple folk.
People tell us we're twins, but I got the looks. Wanda got the stick up her...
Aft.
I learned the family trade too. I can smith a mean pistol. But my passion lies in the art of fighting.
See, it isn't the weapon that makes the warrior. It's the skill. I could kill you with half a dead fish! But... not today.

Will you fight for The Shores of Plenty?

Oh, I'll be fighting, alright. Soon as I've shifted Wanda's stock.
Oddly she has a lot of cannonballs lying around. Might shoot a few of them at our skelly attackers.
This is a beautiful place. None of us want to see become a graveyard.

Trivia[]

  • Both Wanda and Wonda have a tear drop tattoo below their eyes, Wanda's to the left, and Wonda's to the right.
  • Wonda quickly became well-known as a Weaponsmith after taking over the shop at Golden Sands Outpost from her sister; not only due to the quality of her armaments, but due to her personal skill in wielding them as well[2].

Patch history[]

  • 2.5.0.1 (March 24, 2022)
    • Found in the Prison Cell of Sea Forts for Forts of the Forgotten.
    • Added new dialogue.
  • 1.2.4 (August 30, 2018)
    • Has new dialogue.
  • 1.2.0 (July 31, 2018)
    • Introduced.

References[]


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