Tess is a Tavernkeep at the Broken Tusk tavern on Galleon's Grave Outpost. Tess is a bit of an expert when it comes to grog and offers suggestions on what brews a visiting pirate may want to try. She even brews some of her own flavours.
Welcome to Tess' tavern. Let me be your guide through the exciting, mysterious and rewarding world of grog.
I'm not much of a grog expert. Any advice?
Why not start with one of my own brews I make here at the outpost?
I think you'd like Tess's Dawn Amber. It's a fruity little number I often start the day with.
Not too strong, with a nice frothy head and a subtle taste of bananas.
What's been going on in Galleon's Grave lately?
I had a new grog in yesterday that I'd been waiting to try, called the Deep Sea Tentacle Tickler.
It's a bold infusion of seaweed and real Kraken vomit.
You get a lovely salty smell on the nose, followed by a staggering taste of semi-digested shark.
It's not for everyone, but I'd recommend you give it a try.
Who have you seen in here recently?
A few nights ago Howlin' Mad Hofman strode in and ordered an Old Faithful's Best.
Now there's a grog for the connoisseur!
It's made with three different types of rock dust from the island, mixed with generous handfuls of thorns and brambles.
You get lost in its complex aromas and bewildered by the depth of its taste.
A drink to savour, but one you are glad to finish.