Tess

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Tess
GalleonsGraveOutpost Tavern Tess.png
Details
Location Galleon's Grave Outpost

Summary[edit | edit source]

Tess is a Tavernkeep at the Broken Tusk tavern on Galleon's Grave Outpost. Tess is a bit of an expert when it comes to grog and offers suggestions on what brews a visiting pirate may want to try. She even brews some of her own flavours.

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

  • Welcome to Tess' tavern. Let me be your guide through the exciting, mysterious and rewarding world of grog.
    • I'm not much of a grog expert. Any advice?
      • Why not start with one of my own brews I make here at the outpost?
      • I think you'd like Tess' Dawn Amber. It's a fruity little number I often start the day with.
      • Not too strong, with a nice frothy head and a subtle taste of bananas.
    • What's been going on in Galleon's Grave lately?
      • I had a new grog in yesterday that I'd been waiting to try, called the Deep Sea Tentacle Tickler.
      • It's a bold infusion of seaweed and real Kraken vomit.
      • You get a lovely salty smell on the nose, followed by a staggering taste of semi-digested shark.
      • It's not for everyone, but I'd recommend you give it a try.
    • Who have you seen in here recently?
      • A few nights ago Howlin' Mad Hofman strode in and ordered an Old Faithful's Best.
      • Now there's a grog for the connoisseur!
      • It's made with three different types of rock dust from the island, mixed with generous handfuls of thorns and brambles.
      • You get lost in its complex aromas and bewildered by the depth of its taste.
      • A drink to savour, but one you are glad to finish.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Willow states that Tess was almost the Weaponsmith for Galleon's Grave, before Willow took the job herself.