I've only got one, it's called 'Chapman's Old Bilge Sniffer'. No need to mess around with choice. Besides, I get a good deal on it because of its unusual taste. Most of the drunken oafs in here don't seem to notice.
Can I see the food menu please, Tanya?
No, you can't. I don't do food here, because I can't water it down like the grog. Less talk about food, more about drinking. Want a Bilge Sniffer?
I've got a business idea for you. Why not charge for water?
I like your thinking! Perhaps I should also charge gold to come in, then serve up fizzy grog in fancy tankards at ridiculous prices? Do you really think customers would be that gullible?
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