Changes: Humphrey the Hoarder

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Humphrey the Hoarder

Details
Type	NPC
Location	Sanctuary Outpost
Company	Gold Hoarders

Humphrey the Hoarder is the Gold Hoarders liaison on Sanctuary Outpost. Humphrey is prone to outbursts whenever his greed gets the better of him.

Dialogue

If coin is what you seek then Humphrey of the Gold Hoarders is listening.

Gold Hoarders? I like the sound of that! How can I get my hands on some gold?

By listening carefully.
Out there are chests of gold to discover, but they're ingeniously locked.
Yes, LOCKED!
LOCKED AWAY FROM FILTHY, GREEDY GRABBING HANDS LIKE YOURS!
Ahem...
Find the chests and return them to us and we'll see about giving you some coins.

How does your company work, Humphrey?

We hold the only key that can unlock the chests of gold.
I know what you're thinking.
BUT IT WON'T WORK!
YOU CAN'T OPEN THEM! YOU CAN'T DESTROY THEM!
Yes, well...
Bring us the chests and we'll share the riches inside.

What is an Emissary? (Post-2.0.14)

If you truly love the Gold Hoarder life, gathering chests and counting your gold, then you should become one.
You'd get to represent us on the seas and earn more for showing your dedication, though it comes with a price.
Oh yes, loyalty to the Hoarders always has a price... hmm. But that was another life.

What else can you offer me? (Pre-2.0.14)

Who could ever want more than the splendour of gold?
MADNESS!
SHEER LUNACY!
Sorry....
Perhaps our wondrous trinkets may be of interest? Gilded shovels and compasses that shine like the sun!
Prove your worth by increasing our fortune and we'll consider your right to owning them.

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 | image = SanctuaryOutpost_GoldHoarder_HumphreyTheHoarder.png
 | location = [[Sanctuary Outpost]]
+| type = NPC
+| company = Gold Hoarders
 }}
+'''Humphrey the Hoarder''' is the [[Gold Hoarders]] liaison on [[Sanctuary Outpost]]. Humphrey is prone to outbursts whenever his greed gets the better of him.
-==Summary==
-'''Humphrey the Hoarder''' is the [[Gold Hoarders]] [[company]] liaison on [[Sanctuary Outpost]]. Humphrey is prone to outbursts whenever his greed gets the better of him, or his hatred for people who steal gold.
 ==Dialogue==
+{{dialogue
-*If coin is what you seek then Humphrey of the Gold Hoarders is listening.
+|opening= If coin is what you seek then Humphrey of the Gold Hoarders is listening.
-**<span style="color:#F2CED4">Gold Hoarders? I like the sound of that! How can I get my hands on some gold?</span>
+|option1= Gold Hoarders? I like the sound of that! How can I get my hands on some gold?
-***By listening carefully.
-***Out there are chests of gold to discover, but they're ingeniously locked.
+|text1= By listening carefully.<br />Out there are chests of gold to discover, but they're ingeniously locked.<br />Yes, LOCKED!<br />LOCKED AWAY FROM FILTHY, GREEDY GRABBING HANDS LIKE YOURS!<br />Ahem...<br />Find the chests and return them to us and we'll see about giving you some coins.
+|option2= How does your company work, Humphrey?
-***Yes, LOCKED!
+|text2= We hold the only key that can unlock the chests of gold.<br />I know what you're thinking.<br />BUT IT WON'T WORK!<br />YOU CAN'T OPEN THEM! YOU CAN'T DESTROY THEM!<br />Yes, well...<br />Bring us the chests and we'll share the riches inside.
-***LOCKED AWAY FROM FILTHY, GREEDY GRABBING HANDS LIKE YOURS!
+|option3= What is an Emissary? (Post-[[2.0.14]])
-***Ahem...
+|text3= If you truly love the Gold Hoarder life, gathering chests and counting your gold, then you should become one.<br />You'd get to represent us on the seas and earn more for showing your dedication, though it comes with a price.<br />Oh yes, loyalty to the Hoarders always has a price... hmm. But that was another life.
-***Find the chests and return them to us and we'll see about giving you some coins.
+|option4= What else can you offer me? (Pre-[[2.0.14]])
-**<span style="color:#F2CED4">How does your company work, Humphrey?</span>
+|text4= Who could ever want more than the splendour of gold?<br />MADNESS!<br />SHEER LUNACY!<br />Sorry....<br />Perhaps our wondrous trinkets may be of interest? Gilded [[shovel|shovels]] and [[compass|compasses]] that shine like the sun!<br />Prove your worth by increasing our fortune and we'll consider your right to owning them.
-***We hold the only key that can unlock the chests of gold.
+}}
-***I know what you're thinking.
-***BUT IT WON'T WORK!
-***YOU CAN'T OPEN THEM! YOU CAN'T DESTROY THEM!
-***Yes, well...
-***Bring us the chests and we'll share the riches inside.
-**<span style="color:#F2CED4">What else can you offer me?</span>
-***Who could ever want more than the splendour of gold?
-***MADNESS!
-***SHEER LUNACY!
-***Sorry....
-***Perhaps our wondrous trinkets may be of interest? Gilded [[shovel|shovels]] and [[compass|compasses]] that shine like the sun!
-***Prove your worth by increasing our fortune and we'll consider your right to owning them.
 [[Category:NPCs]]