Humphrey the Hoarder

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Humphrey the Hoarder
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Location Sanctuary Outpost

Summary[edit | edit source]

Humphrey the Hoarder is the Gold Hoarders company liaison on Sanctuary Outpost. Humphrey is prone to outbursts whenever his greed gets the better of him.

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

  • If coin is what you seek then Humphrey of the Gold Hoarders is listening.
    • Gold Hoarders? I like the sound of that! How can I get my hands on some gold?
      • By listening carefully.
      • Out there are chests of gold to discover, but they're ingeniously locked.
      • Yes, LOCKED!
      • LOCKED AWAY FROM FILTHY, GREEDY GRABBING HANDS LIKE YOURS!
      • Ahem...
      • Find the chests and return them to us and we'll see about giving you some coins.
    • How does your company work, Humphrey?
      • We hold the only key that can unlock the chests of gold.
      • I know what you're thinking.
      • BUT IT WON'T WORK!
      • YOU CAN'T OPEN THEM! YOU CAN'T DESTROY THEM!
      • Yes, well...
      • Bring us the chests and we'll share the riches inside.
    • What else can you offer me?
      • Who could ever want more than the splendour of gold?
      • MADNESS!
      • SHEER LUNACY!
      • Sorry....
      • Perhaps our wondrous trinkets may be of interest? Gilded shovels and compasses that shine like the sun!
      • Prove your worth by increasing our fortune and we'll consider your right to owning them.