Cooper is the shopkeep at the Clothing Shop on Galleon's Grave Outpost. Cooper attempts to rob every pirate that enters his shop.
Name's Cooper. What yer looking for? What yer want?
Hello there! How are you today?
Look, watch it, matey!
What d'yer think yer doin' comin' in 'ere? 'Ere to buy clothes are yer? I bet y'are!
What yer gonna do then, eh? I'll tell yer what.
Yer gonna give me all your coins an' then yer gonna get out!
Right, any chance of a discount?
Are yer laughing at me? Are yer?
Better not be. I'll slash yer before I slash these prices!
Yer ain't 'avin any stinkin' discount! Got it?
Now 'and over all yer gold an' then get lost!
Do you like working at Galleon's Grave, Cooper?
What's it t' yer?
It'll be yer own grave in a minute!
Yer'll be alive when I put yer in it though!
Pay up an' don't let me see you again!
- Trevor accuses Cooper of thievery, and says that Cooper was able to pin the blame on Trevor himself.